Best Price BlueQ Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Soap

Product Description

Because, hey, you never know. Better to be safe than sorry. No offense to you specifically, ok? I wash after shaking in general. Shaking hands! I wash after shaking hands. That's what I meant to say. Fresh Meadow scent with Aloe! 8 oz./ 236 ml

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #6745 in Health and Beauty
• Color: Touched Genitals
• Brand: Blue Q
• Model: QS727
• Dimensions: 3.00" h x 2.00" w x 7.00" l,

Features

• Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Soap
• Includes: One 8oz bottle of Liquid Hand Soap.
• The #1 after-genital-contact liquid soap.
• Make it a habit to wash your hands after genital contact.
• This exclusive formula is delicately fragranced of wildflowers and clover, and fortified with Aloe Vera to keep hands soft after repeat washing.

Customer Reviews

Most helpful customer reviews

20 of 22 people found the following review helpful.
Good thing I had this handy!
By iLLyNoiZe
I shook hands with an employee that was notorious for touching his genitals, the second he turned away I ran to the bathroom, punched through the mirror sliding door were its kept, and yanked it out! I washed my hands so thoroughly that genital germs run in fear when they see me coming. Now I can walk with confidence knowing that this guy will not have to worry about genital germs. In all seriousness, great gag gift, smells nice, does what soap does.

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful.
Great soap, but don't pay much mind to the label
By Timboliah PantsOnFiyah
This is a fine dispensable soap product that I recommend. It lathers nicely and has a fresh clean fragrance.

I suppose the pickup line idea first came to me after using this product for several days. I mostly use it for freshening up my hands after I fondle my own genitals. Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about an abnormally frequent amount... prolly about the same amount as you, the reader. One exception may be during televised women's beach volleyball tournament week, but that isn't relevant to this review, so moving on...

Anyhoo, for days everytime I wash my hands, I see this picture on the label. A pretty gal shaking hands with this fellow, and the caption "Maybe you touched your genitals." Eventually the idea somehow morphed in my mind as a potentially successful pickup line.
The look on her face says, "Gee, that was the greatest thing a guy has ever said to me, he's so witty and charming"... at least that's how the story played out in my mind.

Maybe hotties these days are all about the funny. Maybe she'll know about the Amazon novelty soap that my funnly lil quip is referencing. She'll be putty in my hands...

So I finally worked up the nerve and approached an attractive, senior manager at work to give it a try.

In retrospect, I prolly didn't come off like the funny, suave charmer that I had envisioned when I practiced this in the mirror at home that morning. It is entirely possible that I came across more as a sweaty, stammering, stalker-perv who wouldn't let go of her hand. So, naturally I would advise against that line of thinking altogether and suggest that you just use the soap and don't get any funny ideas. Here's hoping I don't get summoned to the HR department anytime soon.

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful.
Haha
By Ren Leo
So I bought this for my quirky, "germaphobe" friend for Christmas. It arrived much sooner than I thought it would, and didn't leak one bit in the box (which I've had trouble with in the past with similar items) It doesn't have a distinctive smell (like flower, or fruit), it's just plain-old soap, dressed up in a pretty wrapper. Nevertheless, I know she'll love it!

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